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This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

I thought uou would all get a kick out of this:

My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as h3ll!

So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, w1cked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!

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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

That is great. We always had German Shepards and can see why they would want to keep the dog and get rid of the girlfriend!

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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

Isn't he/she beautiful. Carvaggio? I used to have German Shephards, too.....still have a soft spot for them--so loyal and SO smart.

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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

LOL! We've had Shepherds, too, and they are wonderful dogs!

I can understand the sentiment!

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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

Look at that face...so sweet.

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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

Just looking at the face melts my heart. What an adorable dog. Makes you want to give it a lot of hugs.......

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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

But daddy! Can we put her in a pen somewhere? LOL

Fate whispers to her, "You cannot withstand the storm." She whispers back, "I am the storm."

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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

Oh how precious! Look at that cute little face....and the head cocked..priceless!! I have a shepherd pitbull mix he has floppy ears and a saggy neck like a pitbull, but otherwise looks like a shepherd..

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.... ~ S & G
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Re: This is making the rounds on Facebook, and I thought of my pet-loving friends on Viewpoints

Gorgeous face.
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