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[esmerelda]

No doubt some of you received this email as I did. Being who I am, I'm "forwarding" it to all of you. Read fast...it won't last long. I can hear the "reports" now.

Which side of the fence? <br /> If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

<br />If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.<br /> If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

<br /> If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.<br /> If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

<br /> If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.<br /> If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

<br /> If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.<br /> A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

<br /> If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.<br /> Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

<br /> If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.<br /> A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

<br /> If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.<br /> A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

<br /> If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.<br /> A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended"..