Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

Corny but cute...

1.  Q:  Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

     A:  To prove he wasn't a chicken!

2.  Q:  What happened when a turkey got into a fight?

     A:   He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

3.  Q:  What key won't open any door?

     A:   A turkey!

4.  Q:  What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

     A:   The turkey trot.

5.  Q:   Who is not hungry at thanksgiving?

     A:    The turkey because he is already stuffed.

6.  Q:   What did the mother turkey say to

            her disobedient children?                       

     A:    If your father could see you now, he

            would turn over in his gravy.        

7.   Q:  What sounds does a turkey phone make?

      A:   Wing, wing, wing, wing! 

8.   Q:   What is it called when a turkey fumbles

              in football?

       A:   A fowl play.

9.    Q:   How are a turkey, a donkey and a monkey

              all alike?                     

        A:   They all have keys.

10:   Q:   Which side of the turkey has the most hair?

        A:   The outside!

                    "HAPPY THANKSGIVING"  

[frankenfinch]

Q: Why do turkeys have terrible table manners?

A: They gobble gobble gobble their food.

Q: What is the difference between a turkey and a turducken?

A: A quack and a cluck.

Q: What do you call turkeys which haven't been pardoned?

A: Jailbirds.

[Nataliesgramma]

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring MayFlowers.

[demanda]

LOL!!  So cornball, but I love every one of these silly jokes.  Thanks for the chuckle this morning!!!

[Yahooey]

[Preds]

[Moonlady]

Butterball turkeys recalled!!

They forgot to butter the balls.

[coffee drinker]

Too funny.  What a great way to start the day -- laughing!  Hope the rest of the day is the same .  Thanks.

[Moonlady]

[Moonlady]