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Lindsays Grandma
Posts: 6,672
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

TIME TO LIGHTEN UP

‎01-17-2020 12:08 AM

 

 

18-   I rang the doctor and said, "Quick, my pregnant wife is going into labor, what should I do?"  He said,

"Is this her first child?"  I said, "No, this is her husband."

 

19-   A police officer in a small town stopped a driver speeding down the main street.  The driver said he could explain why he was speeding but the police officer told him he was going to put him in jail until the Chief gets back, but lucky for him he will be in a good mood because he is at his daughter's wedding.  The driver said, "Don't count on it, I'm the groom."

 

                                The End

 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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