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[Lindsays Grandma]

10.  My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.                       

11.   Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to  "The               Huff?"  It's less of a hassle.

12.   Why does Waldo wear stripes?  Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

13.   A drummer's wife had quadruplets.  He wanted

       to name each one Anna.  She asked him how they

       would tell them apart.  He replied, "Anna1, Anna2...            

14.   What's green and has wheels?

       Grass.  I lied about the wheels.

15.   Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

       Because someone told him to get along little doggy.

16.   Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?  

       It's okay, he woke up.

17.   Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?

       Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke.

18   You can't lose a homing pigeon.  If your homing

       pigeon doesn't come back, then what you have is a

      lost pigeon.

[godi]

OMG number13 is a hoot! 🤣❤️☕️

[Lindsays Grandma]

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@godi wrote:

OMG number13 is a hoot! 🤣❤️☕️

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@godi ...I love that one, everytime I read it I laugh out loud

[SandySparkles]

@Lindsays Grandma  This is a cute collection of corny jokes! Numbers 13 and 15 are golden.😂😂

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