TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll be happy to laugh at you.

2. If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.

3. My dentist told me I need a crown! I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?

4. WORK SHOPS FOR HAPPY COUPLES:

HE WORKS

SHE SHOPS

5. Welcome! Today's Specials Are:

Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience. Thank you, come again!!

6. Every night it's the endless battle between sleep and the Internet.

7. My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot." I got detention for asking which end.

8. Sometimes late at night I dig a hole in my backyard to keep the nosy neighbors guessing.

9. I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over!!!

10. When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.

TO BE CONTINUED

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

Dinaki · ‎12-21-2010

The number 10 is me!

The Supreme Happiness Of Life Consists In The Conviction That One Is Loved.
I come from the beautiful and sunny Athens Greece

Sweet Caroline 1 · ‎12-12-2017

How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

godi · ‎03-09-2010

Number 9 is the truth!

SandySparkles · ‎06-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma #3 and #4 HILARIOUS!😂😂😂, but #7 and #8 are PRICELESS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

@godi wrote:
Number 9 is the truth!

@godi ...When I first read #9 my reaction was; This is so true because of all the technology things actually became more complicated. To me anyway.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam