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06-01-2020 01:13 AM - edited 06-01-2020 01:16 AM
1. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll be happy to laugh at you.
2. If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
3. My dentist told me I need a crown! I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
4. WORK SHOPS FOR HAPPY COUPLES:
HE WORKS
SHE SHOPS
5. Welcome! Today's Specials Are:
Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience. Thank you, come again!!
6. Every night it's the endless battle between sleep and the Internet.
7. My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot." I got detention for asking which end.
8. Sometimes late at night I dig a hole in my backyard to keep the nosy neighbors guessing.
9. I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over!!!
10. When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
TO BE CONTINUED
06-01-2020 02:13 AM
The number 10 is me!
06-01-2020 06:53 AM
How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it! ![]()
06-01-2020 06:57 AM
Number 9 is the truth!
06-01-2020 05:57 PM
@Lindsays Grandma #3 and #4 HILARIOUS!😂😂😂, but #7 and #8 are PRICELESS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
06-01-2020 08:26 PM
@godi wrote:Number 9 is the truth!
@godi ...When I first read #9 my reaction was; This is so true because of all the technology things actually became more complicated. To me anyway.
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