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TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONES PART THREE

21.   Your opinion matters, not to me, but I'm sure someone, somewhere cares at least a little bit.

 

22.   Some things are better left unsaid.  Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

 

23.   As you get older three things happen.  The first is your memory goes and I can't remember the other two.

 

24.   What is a home without children?  QUIET!!!!

 

25.   Life is what happens to you when you are busy making other plans.

 

26.   My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

 

27.   I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

 

28.   If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

 

                    The End...WHEW, FINALLY...

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam