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TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE PART ONE

 

1.   When I was sixteen, I thought my parents knew nothing. 

When I was 21, I was shocked to discover how much they had picked up in the last 5 years.

 

2.   Hating someone is like spitting forward while riding a motorcycle.

 

3.   If you want to be successful in business, look around at what all the average people are doing and don't do that.

 

4.   Getting married at the age of 22-23 is like leaving the night party at 8:30 P.M.

 

5.   Flirt with danger, don't start a relationship with it.

 

6.   If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

 

7.   Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

 

8.   Someone said it's easy being a mom.  If it were easy, Father's would do it.

 

9.   My wife is incredibly smart.  When I called from my buddy's phone she answered, "Hey love."  She already knew it was me.  

 

10.   They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

 

 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Registered: ‎09-18-2019

Re: TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE PART ONE

@Lindsays Grandma 

 

Love these.. esp.# 8 &10!