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THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

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1.   Big Arm, Montana

2.   Worms, Nebraska

3.   Sugar Bunker, Nevada

4.   Potter Place, New Hampshire

5.   Cheesequake, New Jersey

6.   Pie Town, New Mexico

7.   Butternuts, New York

8.   Whynot, North Carolina

9.   Zap, North Dakota

10.   Pee Pee, Ohio

11.   Slaughterville, Oklahoma

12.   Boring, Omaha

13.   Asylum, Pennsylvania

14.   Woonsocket, Rhode Island

15.   Coward, South Carolina

16.   Red Shirt, South Dakota

17.   Sweet Lips, Tennessee

18.   Lonnyville, Texas

19.   Egg Nog, Utah

20.   Mosquitoville, Vermont

21.   Oragonville, Virginia

22.   Humptulip, Washington

23.   Booger Hole, west Virginia

24.   Imalone, Wisconsin

25.   Chugwater, Wyoming

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

@Lindsays Grandma  😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love it!! Keep them coming.

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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

Can you imagine a "Miss America" pagent contestant w/a mike thrown up to her chessy cat smile face.........

 

"Hi!  My name is Mary Sue & I'm from "Booger Hole, West Virginia.

 

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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

Lonnyville, Texas??

 

Try:

 

Muleshoe

Dime Box

Uncertain

 

 

 

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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

Oklahoma is spelled wrong--"Oaklahoma."

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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

How about Ding Dong, Texas?  Or my favorite...I  once had to find the zip code of Jackass Flats Nevada.  It was part of a scavenger hunt.  Or Glen Campbell, PA.  No, not named for THAT Campbell. 

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@Mz iMac wrote:

Can you imagine a "Miss America" pagent contestant w/a mike thrown up to her chessy cat smile face.........

 

"Hi!  My name is Mary Sue & I'm from "Booger Hole, West Virginia.

 

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@Mz iMac 


OH GOD, I can't stop laughing, this is too funny.  Woman LOL

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

Thanks for the laughs, @Lindsays Grandma Woman Very Happy

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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

@Lindsays Grandma 

 

How about the following?

 

South Carolina:

Quarantine

Bucklick

Cat Hole

Coosawatchie

Guess

MudLick

Frogmore

Round O- used to be Big O until postmaster got them to change it. Big O was a Native American that was very helpful. He had a big O on his shoulder. No one could pronounce his name so they called him Big O. His name was Attakullakulla.

 

Noth Carolina has:

 

Bat Cave

Boogertown

Climax

Erect

Horneytown

Lizard Lick

Loafers Glory

Tick Bite 

Nags Head

Eagle Butte

 

 

doxie

 

 

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Re: THE SECOND OF FIFTY FUNNY TOWN NAMES

Climax, Georgia.