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THE OSTRICH - PART TWO

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"That's brilliant," says the waitress.  Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live."

 

"That's right... Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.  

 

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

 

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big behind and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

 

                             WELL HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

             THE MORAL OF THIS LITTLE STORY

     ALWAYS WISH FOR THE CHICK WITH YOUR

     FIRST WISH, IF YOU BLOW IT YOU STILL

        HAVE YOUR 2ND WISH TO CORRECT IT.

                       

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Nah, he got it right.

If he wished for the chick first and corrected his first wish with the second wish, he wouldn't have the endless money stream.

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@Lindsays Grandma 

 

Great story.. How nice would it be to have an endless supply of $$$..(even though its just a story)..

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