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[wismiss]

I thought growing old would take longer.

The Officer said "You Drinking?"  I said, "You Buying?"  We just laughed and laughed.   I need bail money.

I don’t have gray hair.  I have wisdom highlights.

[QVCkitty1]

How about these, 

Wi-Fi  went down for 5 Min,  so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people I gave directions.  🤣

[Imaoldhippie]

@wismiss ...............Im vintage blonde.

[Kachina624]

"Sometime I just sits and thinks and sometime I just sits."

[cactusgal]

Chickens, the only bird that poops breakfast.

[Buffalogal47]

@cactusgal That reminds of something that happened at work in the late 60s. The company I worked for back then had a cafeteria that management subsidised so the employees only paid a nominal amount for food. Even they had to raise prices slightly though, as their costs had gone up. They used to charge a nickel for a hard boiled egg, but they raised the price to 10 cents, which was still pretty reasonable back then. One of the guys I worked with was buying one and when the cashier told him they were now 10 cents, he loudly exclaimed, "Outrageous! 10 cents for something that comes out of a chicken's (behind)." Only he didn't say "behind". I never forgot that after all these years and I still laugh when I think about it.

[cactusgal]

@Buffalogal47: Love it LOL!!! 

[RedTop]

My favorites:

Redheads are sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. 

I have red hair because God knew I needed a warning label.   

[Mom2Dogs]

I have no 'saying' to share but I recall my cousin was wearing a t-shirt at my grandma's house..the saying was quite crude, and in bad taste....grandma paid her to take it off and wear something that would fit her....even I thought the saying was in bad taste and I was just a few years older than she was.

[IamMrsG]