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02-06-2014 10:45 PM
Ugh my eyes
SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—With the Olympics underway, hundreds of visitors to Sochi are complaining that they checked into expensive hotel rooms only to find them decorated with seminude portraits of Russian President Vladimir Putin.
The portraits, showing Mr. Putin shirtless and riding a variety of mammals, adorn the walls of virtually every hotel room constructed especially for the Olympics and were created at a cost of over two million dollars, Olympic officials said.
Tracy Klugian, who travelled from Ohio with his wife to attend the Sochi Games, said that he was appalled to find his hotel room dominated by a gigantic portrait of a shirtless Putin riding what appears to be a bear.
Said Mr. Klugian, “I did not travel thousands of miles just to be grossed out.”
For his part, President Putin has been dismissive of the complaints, today calling the hotel guests “babies who cry.”
“These people who are complaining about what is on their walls should be grateful,” he said. “At least they got one of the hotel rooms with walls.”
02-06-2014 10:47 PM
Wow, what an idiot.
02-06-2014 10:49 PM
I'd put something over it lol.
02-06-2014 10:50 PM
I'd take it down and put my foot through it.
02-06-2014 10:51 PM
At least he doesn't have moobs!
02-06-2014 10:52 PM
On 2/6/2014 ~foundinlv~ said:Wow, what an idiot.
A true Narcissus.
02-06-2014 10:53 PM
02-06-2014 10:56 PM
On 2/6/2014 PurpleBunny said: I'd you look closely, there's a camera in the left ni@@le.
02-06-2014 10:56 PM
check the feed on Twitter now at #sochiproblems......it is truly amazing and the pictures are unbelievable...would post some but sure they wouldn't allow them.....
02-06-2014 10:57 PM
I sure he wonders, nah he probably doesn't care, why the citizens of Russia so intensely hate him.
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