Community Chat

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@KaliaMonet wrote:

Deck the halls with rows of humidifiers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Eliminate wrinkles and fine liners

Fa la la la la, la la la la

With his red card, there is Scottie

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Breathe the steam, become a hottie

Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the grey smoke rise before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la

"Clinically proven" to make us less porous 

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow me in great displeasure

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Because it's the annual winter "treasure"

Fa la la la la, la la la la

I have so many of these, I should be gorgeous

Fa la la la la, la la la la

My room's so damp, I can swim like a porpoise

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Because this humidifier is for you, my ladies

Fa la la la la, la la la la

So you can have skin like bums of babies

Fa la la la la, la la la.... LA!

*Then Kalia remembers she is not a writer*

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Laughing so hard right now @KaliaMonet, you are very funny and talented! Thanks for making my day!