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[hennypenny]

Catalina Madelina lupenstein a walk a naggle, hogan logan bogan was her name.

Her ears were as big as a sail on a boat, crab apples wobbled up and down her throat---------.

-----My gal's a corker, she's a new yorker I buy her everything to keep her in style.  she's got two eyes just like two lemon pies----etc.

[webbgarner1]

Ms Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black

fell and broke her back, back. back

[summerwind]

Debby and Tommy sittin' in a tree [insert your friends' names]

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage

Then comes Tommy with a baby carriage.

Or Debby. I forget.

[Citrine1]

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@AuntG wrote:

We were allowed to buy scholastic books through our school and one had little ditties that people used when signing autograph books.  My favorite was: SITTING ON A TOMBSTONE, A GHOST CAME AND SAID, "SORRY TO DISTURB YOU BUT YOU 'RE SITTING ON MY HEAD." I made the oldest sibling read me that book over and over. That might explain my immaturity!

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@AuntG I'd never heard this before, but I LOVE it.  My 5 year old grandson came over today and I recited it to him.  He loved it too.  We kept saying it over and over (in our most dramatic voices) and we laughed our heads off over it.  I had so much fun with him -- and all thanks to you!!  

[JeanLouiseFinch]

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@dex wrote:

@YardlieI am Canadian so I guess those books were our thing!

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LOL, @dex - Americans had them too.  Here's a few I remember.

Yellow Rivers by IP Daily
Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
Antlers in the Treetops by Who Goosed the Moose  
Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover

[dex]

@JeanLouiseFinch lOL ...those I don’t think I have heard..Thanks my American friend!

[CANDLEQUEEN]

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@brewhaha wrote:

I see Paris, I see France

I see (insert name)'s underpants

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Ours used to be I see London, I see France, I see(insert name)underpants.....

[CANDLEQUEEN]

We used to say The worms Crawl in, the worms crawl out, in your stomach and out your mouth! 

[Nataliesgramma]

Beans..beans...for your heart

The more you eat them ..the more your fart..

The more you fart...

The better you feel...

So eat your beans at every meal!

[AuntG]

@Citrine1 your grandson is a boy of my heart. That is exactly the way I reacted to it. Another one that cracked me up was:

WAS IN A RESTAURANT THEY FIRST MET - ROMEO & JULIET.

WAS IN A RESTAURANT HE FELL INTO DEBT,

BECAUSE ROM-E-OWED WHAT JULIE-ET.