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[Big Joanie]

Pussycat .. Pussycat where have you been ?

I've been to London to visit the Queen

Pussycat Pusscat what did you there /

i frightened a little mouse under her chair ....

And itsy bitsy spider of course !!!

[Elri]

@QVCkitty1

I slapped my knee on that one!

[Elri]

Ahem.   

Q.  Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?

A.  He wanted to lay it on the line.

[threecees]

A my name is Alice and my husband's name is Albert

we live in Alabama and we sell apples.

[Fona]

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other.

That is one from England when I was a little girl.

[QVCkitty1]

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@Elri  wrote:

@QVCkitty1

I slapped my knee on that one!

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@Elri , I had a riddle book when I was a kid, and I've always remembered that one in particular. Every summer when I buy corn, I repeat it and certain people roll their eyes. I don't care it still makes me laugh.

[tends2dogs]

Ka-Ka-Ka-Katie, Beautiful Katie

She's the only ga-ga-ga-girl that I adore!

When the ma-moon shines,

Over the cow pen,

I'll be waiting at the ki-ki-ki-kitchen door!

My mom used to sing this to us when we were little.

[Catiele]

Pink Pink you stink.

Yellow yellow kiss a fellow.

XYZ. Examine your zipper.

[SandPiper]

Thought of another one

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes (insert friends name) with a baby carriage

[AuntG]

We were allowed to buy scholastic books through our school and one had little ditties that people used when signing autograph books.  My favorite was: SITTING ON A TOMBSTONE, A GHOST CAME AND SAID, "SORRY TO DISTURB YOU BUT YOU 'RE SITTING ON MY HEAD." I made the oldest sibling read me that book over and over. That might explain my immaturity!