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Sent to me from my grandson:

My 8 yr old grandson David sends me jokes via email. Hey, if I have to see them, so do all of you.

 

Why does Peter rabbit’s fur always look good?

Because, he uses ‘Hare’ spray.

 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because, 7 ‘8’ 9.

 

If you’re cold, just go stand in a corner.

Why?

Because, corners are always ‘90 degrees’.

 

 

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Re: Sent to me from my grandson:

@Malcontent These jokes are precious. Print them out and date them. You'll love to read them again when he's older.

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@Malcontent  Oh, how cute.......love the innocence of children!  Yes, do what @Shanus  said.

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Re: Sent to me from my grandson:

I have a grand son who is 7.5, he will love these!!!

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@Malcontent 

Thank you for these. They are so cute! I will be telling them to my 6 year old granddaughter, Kennedy, tomorrow or during the week while she's here with me.😅

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😄😄😄

Animals are reliable, full of love, true in their affections, grateful. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”
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Re: Sent to me from my grandson:

Good for him.  Good practice on you.  LOL

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Re: Sent to me from my grandson:


@Shanus wrote:

@Malcontent These jokes are precious. Print them out and date them. You'll love to read them again when he's older.


And in times to come, share them with his children.

 

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Be sure to tell your grandson this one:

 

Knock Knock

Who's there

Eata

Eata Who

Eata Bunny

 

Knock Knock

Who's there

Nuta

Nuta Who

Nuta Eata Bunny

 

Knock Knock

Who's there

Stella

Stella Who

Stella A Nuta Eata Bunny

 

 

 

 

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@Malcontent,

That is so cute. I love how pleased with themselves they are when they tell these jokes.

My grandson is like me-he forgets or messes up the punchline!😄 And then we are laughing the most anyway!

"If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew. Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"