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[coffee drinker]

I received the following in an email and thought I'd share it with all. I hope nobody is offended. Enjoy!!!

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be

a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

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> ATD: At The Doctor's

> BFF: Best Friend Fa*ted

> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

> CBM: Covered By Medicare

> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

> DWI: Driving While Incontinent

> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

> FYI: Found Your Insulin

> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

> GHA: Got Heartburn Again

> HGBM: Had Good Bow*l Movement

> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

> LOL: Living On Lipitor

> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

> SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

> TTYL: Talk To You Louder

> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

> WTP: Where's The Prunes?

> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil