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[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Teacher's question:  What happens to a young woman during puberty?  Answer - "They start to carry a purse."

2.   A teacher ran into an old student who said to her, "I always liked you.  You never had favorites, you were mean to everyone."

3.   A teacher asked a student where his homework was.  He replied, "It's still in my pencil."

4.   Teacher standing with his head against a locker muttering, "How did you get into this?"  Another teacher notices and asks, "Are you okay?"  "Can I help?"  Frustrated the teacher replies, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of the locker."

5.   As a teacher welcomed her first grade students into the classroom one little girl noticed her polka-dot blouse and paid her the ultimate compliment: "Oh, you look so beautiful, just like a clown."

6.   The students were practicing Mozart and after  a few uninspired attempts, an exasperated student raised her hand and said, "Mrs. Willis, we want to sing music from our generation, not yours"   

7.   "Don't do that," the teacher said to her first grader playfully draping a dollar bill over his eyes.  "Money is dirty."   "It is?", he asked.   "Yes, it's very dirty."  He thought about it for a moment.  "Is that why they call people who have a lot of money,  "filthy rich?"

[DbinMD]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Thank you for the laughs this morning.. I couldn't sleep so I came here as I like to read things here, and its always good to start the day with a laugh!

[AKgirl2]

@Lindsays Grandma ~ thank you for the chuckles.  #'s 2, 4, and 7

are a hoot!

[chrystaltree]

Very funny.  I have real one.  Both my girls are married to elementary school teachers.  My son in law said that they were discussing Thanksgiving and he asked is 3rd grade students what they were most thankful for and one little girl said......Cardi B.  (She's sings rap music).