START THE DAY WITH A FEW LAUGHS

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and one has a pause at the end of a clause.

2. Some people should use Glue Stick instead of Chapstick.

3. I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

4. ATTENTION...Will the lady who left her 6 kids at the skating rink please pick them up. They are beating the Maple Leafs 3-1.

5. I haven't lost my mind...Half of it just wandered off,

and the other half went looking for it.

6. Remember when we were young and couldn't wait to grow up, so we could do whatever we wanted? How's that working for you?

7. WINE - HAVE A PINOT DAY

The consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing.

8. Every time I say the word "exercise" I have to wash my mouth out with red wine and chocolate.

9. An entire bottle of wine can fit in a Starbuck's Trenta cup, just saying.

10. I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

@Desertdi I guess you and I are the only ones who like to laugh in the morning.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam