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  13.  I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun comes from, then it dawned on me.

 

14.   I've just written a song about tortilla's, actually it's more of a rap.

 

15.   Velcro - what a rip off!

 

16.   I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

 

17.   Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question?  I do.

 

18.   250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury.  No, I'm not fat, I'm just not on the right planet.

 

19.  The best thing about good old days is that we're neither good nor old.

 

20.   I have a clean conscience.  I haven't used it once until  now.

 

21.   If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

 

22.   Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?

 

23.   If I had 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 now.

 

                                THE END

             

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@Lindsays Grandma  😂😂😂😂 Thanks!!

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Soo funny @Lindsays Grandma!!

 

Just heard this one:

I am so tired of being stuck in the house that I started complaining to my refrigerator yesterday!!  The frig told me to "chill".     Then I turned to my ceiling fan to complain and it said "this will all blow over"!!!  Woman LOL

 

Hope the ceiling fan is right!!Woman Frustrated

 

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Why can't T-rexes high five? They're all dead. 

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@Hawkfan83  Maybe I lost my sense of humor, but that's not funny.

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@Hawkfan83 wrote:

Why can't T-rexes high five? They're all dead. 


 
😆 

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@Lindsays Grandma 

 

Love your posts 😊 

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@Lindsays Grandma  😂😂😂...I can't stop laughing at #22 😂. Whew.

 

 

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@SandySparkles wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma  😂😂😂...I can't stop laughing at #22 😂. Whew.

 

 

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@SandySparkles   I like that one too, it has been around for a long time.  

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma  Oh ok. It was so funny, I saved it.😊

 

 

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