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‎04-21-2020 09:52 PM - edited ‎04-21-2020 09:52 PM
13. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun comes from, then it dawned on me.
14. I've just written a song about tortilla's, actually it's more of a rap.
15. Velcro - what a rip off!
16. I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
17. Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? I do.
18. 250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. No, I'm not fat, I'm just not on the right planet.
19. The best thing about good old days is that we're neither good nor old.
20. I have a clean conscience. I haven't used it once until now.
21. If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
22. Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?
23. If I had 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 now.
THE END
‎04-21-2020 11:24 PM
Soo funny @Lindsays Grandma!!
Just heard this one:
I am so tired of being stuck in the house that I started complaining to my refrigerator yesterday!! The frig told me to "chill". Then I turned to my ceiling fan to complain and it said "this will all blow over"!!!
Hope the ceiling fan is right!!
‎04-22-2020 01:51 AM
Why can't T-rexes high five? They're all dead.
‎04-22-2020 09:10 AM
@Hawkfan83 Maybe I lost my sense of humor, but that's not funny.
‎04-22-2020 10:36 AM
@Hawkfan83 wrote:Why can't T-rexes high five? They're all dead.
😆
‎04-22-2020 10:42 AM
‎04-22-2020 11:57 AM
@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂😂...I can't stop laughing at #22 😂. Whew.
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
‎04-23-2020 02:09 AM
@SandySparkles wrote:@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂😂...I can't stop laughing at #22 😂. Whew.
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
@SandySparkles I like that one too, it has been around for a long time.
‎04-23-2020 04:57 PM
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