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This is not what I had planned to post tonight but when I saw it I couldn't resist.  I want to purchase a set of coffee mugs I recently saw at Wayfair so I started to look.  Would you believe 200 pages?  I reached 38, didn't find my mugs yet but I found these great saying on other mugs.  Enjoy...


1.   Wine is to Women and Duct Tape is to Men.  It fixes everything.


2.   Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.


3.   Of course I talk to  myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.


4.   I'm sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.


5.   I smile because you'e my brother.  I laugh because

their's  nothing you can do about it.


6.   If my dog doesn't like you I won't like you either.


7.   My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.


8.   I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.


9.   I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.


10.  Survived another meeting that should have been an E-mail.


11.   I'm sorry , did I just roll my eyes out loud.


12.   Today I will be as useless as the "G" in Lasagna.


13.   Always find time for the things that make you happy to be alive.


14.   If you are going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.


15.   My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.


16.   We will always be friends til we are old and senile...then we can be new friends.


17.   Mom-no matter hard life gets

                       at least

        you don't have UGLY children.


18.   It's a beautiful day to leave me alone.


19.   What happens at Grammy's stays at Grammy's.


20.   I like the sound you make when you shut up.


                      Coffee Mugs at Wayfair


Thursday I will begina again to look for the mugs I want, 200 pages, yikes.



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@Lindsays Grandma ~ Clever and funny sayings, right?  Have fun picking out the ones that mesh with your humor,

and those you might gift to.


My son is vegan, and I saw this funny mug (on A__zon), that says, “If two vegans argue, is it still considered a beef?”  Knowing my son, I know he’ll appreciate the humor.


Happy browsing!

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@Lindsays Grandma  I have this on a mug and tee shirt - "Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives".

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These are great. I hope you get through the rest of the pages to pick out your new mugs. Let us know what you decided on. ☕️☕️☕️

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Oh my God! I need 4 of these immediately. No I won't say which ones. Ha! You made my day.

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I have always said Friends are His way for making up for relatives !!!  I can also see Dogs too !!!

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.
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Once I saw the perfect mug for me to give DH: I love you more than pizza !     Big chip out of the rim....had to put it back on Marshall's shelf.

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.
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"I thought I'd never be a grumpy old man but  here I am killing it."


My stepson gave that to his dad.  It was so funny the look on his face and how slow!y that smile came.  Best mug ever.


Something so simple and so much fun.

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I like the mugs on the Cafe Press website.  

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My friend got me one that says, "I love Jesus but I still cuss...sometimes....