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[Yahooey]

your ATTN pls - @SouthernBee @loveschocolate @MyShadowLove @PamfromCT @cowboy sam @geezerette 

Yahooey - yes - i'm currently available for consultatons

you must schedule the appt with Zoe

i'm so excited ❤️ of course you all get the preds and friends discount 💜 

Zoe - below is an acct approximately on how I feel that particular time period

          I'm a cat - I didn't even apply for the job - hoomins - whatcha gonna do

         can't train dem - can't open the refrigerator door

8 hrs of deep sleep

2 hrs of catnapping

2-5 hrs of sunbeam snoozing - depending if the hoomin lets me out and weather              conditons, of course

1 - 2 hrs of dining and treats

3 hrs of grooming - a gurl gotta look purrfect

1/2 hr of box w/litter and what that entails - ai nose how to use de box - despite what hoomin says - you sure you want to consult her - she is a BLABBERMOUTH

1.5 hrs or less of letting yahooey touch me - she is extremely annoying

3 hrs listening to birds - watching squirrels run all over the farm - not coming when hoomin bellows for me

1 hr scheduling appts - this is NOT 1 full continuous hr - this is broken over a period of 24 hrs  

pls take the survey at the end of your call to let me know how spectacular i am

[SouthernBee]

@Yahooey : I needed a big great wonderful laugh. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Your post had all the necessary ingredients for the big laugh.

I need to schedule appointment asap please.

[Yahooey]

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@SouthernBee wrote:

@Yahooey : I needed a big great wonderful laugh. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Your post had all the necessary ingredients for the big laugh.

I need to schedule appointment asap please.

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@SouthernBee 

as stated above - pls contact zoe - thank you for your interest ❤️ 

[cowboy sam]

@Yahooey 

I just read how to make a appointment  with" zoe :

but
"zoe" didn't mention her prices for her time to talk to me

also

if she requires  a nap  during our time...does me also need to nap  at same time as she needs one?  

If she needs to eat..

.please remind her that iz won't require the same food she eats...so will she furnish me with food??  or iz bring my own???

I had to eat my own yucky food today  at home  , iz refuses to say what i ateblah!

P.S.

That was great advice ya gave to @SouthernBee 🤗

...i agree with ya!

lubs ya!

[cowboy sam]

@SouthernBee 

I agree ..if ya say no gifts to be exchanged...NO Gifts!... friendship doesn't come with a price of gifts....it should be friends just wanting to spend time with you..🤗

no strings er gifts attatched/needed!

No last package delivered today...but there is tomorrow to look forword to.

lubs ya!

[SouthernBee]

@cowboy sam : Totally agree and understand. Things don't have to be complicated with so much drama. 

DH stated he could order another cake and have ice cream.When I placed our Sam's club order : he requested that I order , paper plates, bowls, flatware and plastic cups. I forget the napkins but we have a case of paper towels.

I have no idea what DH and his sister are planning. DH told me not to stress and worry about the other 3 ladies. He told me not to worry about the friends from Alabama and if I don't feel like going with  them out to eat that something else can be arranged.Plus don't worry about the house. 

I love my new robot vacuum and have named him : Jetson 2.🤓🤓

[MyShadowLove]

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@Yahooey wrote:

your ATTN pls - @SouthernBee @loveschocolate @MyShadowLove 

@PamfromCT @cowboy sam @geezerette 

Yahooey - yes - i'm currently available for consultatons

you must schedule the appt with Zoe

i'm so excited ❤️ of course you all get the preds and friends discount 💜 

Zoe - below is an acct approximately on how I feel that particular time period

          I'm a cat - I didn't even apply for the job - hoomins - whatcha gonna do

         can't train dem - can't open the refrigerator door

8 hrs of deep sleep

2 hrs of catnapping

2-5 hrs of sunbeam snoozing - depending if the hoomin lets me out and weather              conditons, of course

1 - 2 hrs of dining and treats

3 hrs of grooming - a gurl gotta look purrfect

1/2 hr of box w/litter and what that entails - ai nose how to use de box - despite what hoomin says - you sure you want to consult her - she is a BLABBERMOUTH

1.5 hrs or less of letting yahooey touch me - she is extremely annoying

3 hrs listening to birds - watching squirrels run all over the farm - not coming when hoomin bellows for me

1 hr scheduling appts - this is NOT 1 full continuous hr - this is broken over a period of 24 hrs  

pls take the survey at the end of your call to let me know how spectacular i am

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@Yahooey ...This is Hilarious!   🤣

If I'm calculating Zoe's schedule correctly, she wouldn't have any time for her clients...lol

Oh precious Zoe, such a very busy schedule you have...However, just being with you as you go throughout your tedious routine...lol...will be therapy enough for us. 

So, per your advice, we won't bother your "BLABBERMOUTH hoomin"...lol...and our consultation will just be watching you catnapping, eating, pooping in your box and enjoying the birds and squirrels, etc.  lol

You didn't mention your fees, so I'm just assuming that a can(s) of your favorite food, along with us "hoomins" just keeping our "BLABBERMOUTHS" shut should suffice!

This made my day!  🤣 

[Yahooey]

i'm sorry @cowboy sam 

appts made through zoe is strictly by phone only

she does not dine w/prospextive clients 

that would be unprofessional

thank you for your interest

[MyShadowLove]

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@Yahooey wrote:

i'm sorry @cowboy sam 

appts made through zoe is strictly by phone only

she does not dine w/prospextive clients 

that would be unprofessional

thank you for your interest

@Yahooey ... 😂

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[cowboy sam]

@Yahooey   

but i tried calling  1-800-cat- nips  but no one answered da phone!Zoe needs to wakey up when i call

how iz i supposed to make a appointment with you for consutation???

oh...i will eat before i arrive..

lubs ya!