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Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

...You're all invited. I'll have you all in and out of there in a half hour.{#emotions_dlg.thumbup}

(Oh, and no one is allowed to thank anyone during their acceptance speech. Say something important and/or relevent, or say nothing at all. Or you get the hook.)

~What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.~ William Shakespeare
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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

You couldn't do worse that NPH.

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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

I'm for it. Where?

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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

Will you be wearing your undies?

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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

On 2/23/2015 brii said:

Will you be wearing your undies?

Well, that would clear the room fast.{#emotions_dlg.scared}

How about LOGO? A LOGO gown.

~What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.~ William Shakespeare
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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

On 2/23/2015 faeriemoon said:
On 2/23/2015 brii said:

Will you be wearing your undies?

Well, that would clear the room fast.{#emotions_dlg.scared}

How about LOGO? A LOGO gown.

I think Whoopi wore one the year she hosted.

I'm sure we'll figure out something for you to wear, faerie.

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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

I might even stay up to see this! WOO HOO!!!

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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

On 2/23/2015 Preds said:

I might even stay up to see this! WOO HOO!!!

That's the beauty of it; you don't have to stay awake for too long.

~What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.~ William Shakespeare
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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

Hey, that would be a blast. The VP posters would get the best seats, of course. Wink

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Re: Next year I'm hosting the Oscars....

On 2/23/2015 scotttie said:

You couldn't do worse that NPH.


Boy, if that isn't the truth!! {#emotions_dlg.thumbup1}