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Lindsays Grandma
Posts: 6,672
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

MY LAUGH OF THE DAY

‎03-22-2019 08:33 PM

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with

those expensive double-pane, energy-efficient kind. 

Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. 

The man complained that the work had been completed

a year ago, and I still hadn't paid for them.

 

HHHello......just because I'm blond doesn't mean I am

automatically stupid.  So I told him just what his fast

talking sales guy had told me last year...that these

windows would pay for themselves in a year.

 

HHHello, it's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the end of the other line, so I

hung up,  He never called me back.  I bet he felt like

an idiot!!!

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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QVCkitty1
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Registered: ‎05-23-2015

Re: MY LAUGH OF THE DAY

‎03-22-2019 08:38 PM

Love it !

" You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts."
Daniel Patrick Moynihan
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FancyPhillyshopper
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Registered: ‎05-02-2017

Re: MY LAUGH OF THE DAY

‎03-22-2019 08:42 PM

 

Makes my night!

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Citrine1
Posts: 6,954
Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: MY LAUGH OF THE DAY

‎03-22-2019 08:47 PM

Tee hee hee.  Thanks for the laugh!

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Brisky
Posts: 2,525
Registered: ‎12-09-2018

Re: MY LAUGH OF THE DAY

‎03-22-2019 08:51 PM

That's a good one!
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