Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   An employee said she was bitten by a duck.

2.   An employee said she was experiencing traumatic stress from a large spider found in her home and had to stay home to deal with it.

3.   An employee caught their uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry it.

4.   An employee woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it.

5.   An employee's dead grandmother was having her body exhumed for a police investigation.

6.   An employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales.

7.   An employee had to mow the lawn to avoid a lawsuit from the Homeowner's Association.

8.   An employee said a cow broke into her home and she had to wait for the insurance man.

9.   An employee hurt his back chasing a beaver,

10.  An employee couldn't decide what to wear.

[Kachina624]

A bachelor with an active social life, "I can't find my shoes".

My secretary: "There's  a hissing raccoon under my car."

There were MY employees.

[Anonymous032819]

"I won't be in, because there's a cat on my car."

[lolakimono]

#9

[gramgrandkids1]

Now that's a real excuse!

[DbinMD]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Thank you for this mornings laughs..

I love them all but #4 is great!

[gramgrandkids1]

anonymous 032819 a picture is worth a thousand words!  Now that's a reason not to go to work!

[TaylorBrown]

I really like #4.

[Desertdi]

I wish *I* had thought of some of those...............

[songbird]

@Lindsays Grandma    I LOVE #4