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Loads of Cheap Cantaloupes in my Produce Store

A huge mountain of large cantaloupes were on sale for $.99 at my produce store. Not one person was buying them. They looked really nice too, except some were getting overripe. The sign said "Sweet California Cantaloupes $.99." I was so tempted but I wouldn't buy them. Just because they say they're from California how do I know they were? I didn't see any labels on them.

Too many people are getting sick and dying from listeria.

Are you still buying cantaloupes?


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