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06-10-2016 03:23 PM
I have no flood insurance.
Should I worry.
06-10-2016 03:26 PM
Only if you owe money on your...uh...house?
06-10-2016 03:29 PM
Hmmmm .... metal, water, electrical lines and no boat. Yep, still need to worry. Wooden ladder preferred.
06-10-2016 03:30 PM
Ha! Good one. BTW, sorry somebody killed your other thread. I thought it was hilarious and, for the most part, the thread was fun.
06-10-2016 03:30 PM
I would worry more about the electricity sitting outside. You could also use some groundcover for curb appeal. ted
06-10-2016 03:32 PM
@chickenbutt wrote:Ha! Good one. BTW, sorry somebody killed your other thread. I thought it was hilarious and, for the most part, the thread was fun.
Me, too! I thought it was - wait for it - "hilarious."
I wasn't trying to upset anyone, I just thought it was funny!
06-10-2016 03:33 PM
tedEbear wrote:I would worry more about the electricity sitting outside. You could also use some groundcover for curb appeal. ted
Ha! Best answer ever. I'm smiling from ear to ear.
06-10-2016 03:35 PM
YorkieonmyPillow wrote:
chickenbutt wrote:Ha! Good one. BTW, sorry somebody killed your other thread. I thought it was hilarious and, for the most part, the thread was fun.
Me, too! I thought it was - wait for it - "hilarious."
I wasn't trying to upset anyone, I just thought it was funny!
'Hilarious' indeed! I didn't feel like I was baited and I'm probably one of the biggest freaks (although I usually keep my trap shut) about such things.
It's good to smile once in a while - or even more. I wish I had copied it before it went away.
Maybe I can find it somewhere.
06-10-2016 03:37 PM
@chickenbutt wrote:
@YorkieonmyPillow wrote:
@chickenbutt wrote:Ha! Good one. BTW, sorry somebody killed your other thread. I thought it was hilarious and, for the most part, the thread was fun.
Me, too! I thought it was - wait for it - "hilarious."
I wasn't trying to upset anyone, I just thought it was funny!
'Hilarious' indeed!
I didn't feel like I was baited and I'm probably one of the biggest freaks (although I usually keep my trap shut) about such things.
It's good to smile once in a while - or even more.
I wish I had copied it before it went away.
Maybe I can find it somewhere.
I thought it was fun. Maybe I should not have "corrected" someone. Sorry.
06-10-2016 03:38 PM
To be honest, I'm not worried as much about floods as I am high winds!
On the other hand, making lemonade out of lemons, I could attach a couple of horizontal doors on each side and hopefully become airborne, travelling great distances with no TSA, no check-in, and other pesky matters.
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