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[Melvin-QVC]

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@MacDUFF wrote:

@Melvin-QVC

Sounds like an ode...?  I don't know if you were kidding or not, but I hope you do publish...very difficult from what I remember for a poet.

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@MacDUFF I had a bro-n-law who published.  I certainly hope to one day, that would be great.  Will keep you posted. 

[Pearlee]

@Melvin-QVC  Between this and the zodiac sign thread, I think QVC needs to give you more work to do.  I think the always-conscientious, super helpful   @Beth-QVC may have an overload of work, so before you start a thread next time, ask her if you can help out on her workload!  

LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!

To everyone.....if you don't see me around for Monday's LOGO show, Melvin banned me!  

Here is my poem:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I ordered something from today's LOGO show,

So still "in process"  is something new. 

[Melvin-QVC]

@Pearlee very good, off the cuff.  I won't ban you, you just may forget your login and password information for a few days and get locked out of the system until we can check with IT and find out what in the world happened.   LOL!!    There must be a system glitch somewhere.  We're trying to get to the bottom of it.  And with that being said.... 

Pearley is one of our honored posters

she shoots from the hip without a holster

If you need information she's bound to know

she loves to shop and watch our shows.  

**(takes a bow)**

Melvin, Customer Care 

[shell garden]

@Melvin-QVC....so sorry for your loss.  What a beautiful poem you wrote and thank you for sharing.

[Pearlee]

@Melvin-QVC

ROTFLMAO!  Love it!  

I've heard  Melvin does make the best meals,

They're so much better than QVC's deals.

A casserole, a stew, a cake and a pie,

The dishes so calorie-filled he won't look Marie Osmond in the eye.

That man can sure cook

Without consulting a book,

If Dave Venable doesn't come back,

Melvin can take up the slack.

[Melvin-QVC]

@Pearlee

Ok Pearley you got me laughing out loud

Beth stopped by my desk and pulled me from a cloud

You're trying to hook me, but I won't let it happen

You've got me soaring and now my wings are flappin'

I love how you come and try to steal the show

this is my stage, I want you to know

back up now, I've got the "mike"

Posters like you I really like.

[shell garden]

There is a mod named "Melvin"

Who works at QVC

He is pleasant and nice and funny

and witty and totally CRAZY.

When at times we get out of hand

and things are not going right.

Melvin pops in and reminds us

To stop or call it a night.

If we refuse and do not listen

And instead ignore this sweet (cough) man

We not only get his attention

He gives us the BOOT AND THE BAN

So listen up all posters

and keep our words polite

So our sweet beloved Melvin

can catch a nap in the middle of the night.

(HA HA....we adore you Melvin and Barbara and all the MOD SQUAD).

[Melvin-QVC]

@shell garden I can always count on you to pull through.  Very good "off the cuff" poem.

Keep my laughing for days.  

[Pearlee]

I see from the hearts that Melvin now has @Kinski-QVC goofing off too! 

Good one @shell garden .

[nana59]

Melvin--sorry about your loss.  I lost my BFF for over thirty years in February, and another very special friend in March.  Wish I was able to express my sorrow with poetry--maybe I'll have to try.  Have never been to put my personal thoughts on paper.  Have enjoyed your posts over the past few nights.....