Laughter is the best medicine ;)

betteb · ‎03-09-2010

A Texas State Trooper clocks a Cadillac traveling 92 mph in a 70 mph zone. Upon pulling the vehicle over the Trooper is shocked to discover a rather gaunt looking elderly woman behind the wheel of the longhorned behemoth.

As the Trooper is going over his initial disclosure process, the old woman hands him her licence and registration, as well as her Texas state conceal and carry permit.

When he saw the CCP, he asked the woman if she was indeed carrying.

"Yes sir, that would be why I got the permit."

"What do you have concealed I should know about?"

"Well, I have the .45 on my belt, the .40 in the console, and a .38 snub in the glovebox."

"Jesus lady! What are you afraid of?"

The old woman smiled at the Trooper and said matter of factly, "Not a dam thing!"

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YorkieonmyPillow · ‎01-13-2013

betteb · ‎03-09-2010

On 12/28/2014 YorkieonmyPillow said:

Thank you! I was beginning to think nobody thought that was funny but me

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sophiamarie · ‎08-08-2013

LOL

croemer · ‎03-10-2010

hahahahahaha...I like her style.

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betteb · ‎03-09-2010

On 12/28/2014 Its Better To Be Naughty said:
hahahahahaha...I like her style.

I had a feeling you would like it. It's the way they roll in Texas

It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our mission to arrange the meeting. U.S. Marines

cody2 · ‎03-19-2010

Ok. Now THAT is funny. Thanks for the laugh.

croemer · ‎03-10-2010

On 12/28/2014 betteb said:
On 12/28/2014 Its Better To Be Naughty said:
hahahahahaha...I like her style.

I had a feeling you would like it. It's the way they roll in Texas

Oh yeah...Happy New Year betteb.

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betteb · ‎03-09-2010

On 12/28/2014 Its Better To Be Naughty said:
On 12/28/2014 betteb said:
On 12/28/2014 Its Better To Be Naughty said:
hahahahahaha...I like her style.

I had a feeling you would like it. It's the way they roll in Texas

Oh yeah...Happy New Year betteb.

Happy New Year to you too

It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our mission to arrange the meeting. U.S. Marines