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[SaRina]

We need a few more of these true exchanges:

Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What's his first name?
A. I can't remember.
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?
A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!

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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

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THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.

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Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q.What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.

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Q. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

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Q. You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A. Yes.
Q. And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q. Have you lived in this town all your life?
A. Not yet.

:-D

[Ruthie-Roo]

ROFL!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! THANKS, 5925. :-D It's soooo hilarious.

[corita]

The entire thread was a hoot!!!  Thanks for the fun this Friday afternoon!!

[cactusjack]

OOOOOO. MMMMMM GGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

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