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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....

Oh My... I think my neighbors are going to call someone for me I am laughing so hard. And the windows are closed, and the AC is running. But I bet they can still hear me! So funny. Thanks, I needed that!

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....


@tedEbear wrote:

That is a pee your pants and laugh so hard you pee again, while crying til you can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!-----tedEbear


 

OMG - I know.....I was laughing outloud!

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....


@maestra wrote:

I am in tears from laughing so hard! Thanks, I needed that!!

 

Did you know that the US has 80% of all the world's lawyers?

And we wonder why we are a litigious society?


 

No I didn't -- but when I meet an arrogant lawyer I always ask:

 

ME:  Did you see the movie Jurassic Park?

Lawyer:  Yes

ME:  Now you know why the T-rex ate the lawyer.....

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....

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Thanks a bunch @5925.  My Diet Coke is now burning my nose.  The rest of it is in my lap.

 

:-D

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....


@cotto22 wrote:

Oh My... I think my neighbors are going to call someone for me I am laughing so hard. And the windows are closed, and the AC is running. But I bet they can still hear me! So funny. Thanks, I needed that!


 

Yikes!! I laughed just reading your response above....

 

 

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....

"Your honor, I think I need a different attorney.  Can I get a new attorney?"

 

I'm laughing so hard through the tears ... and my stomach hurts!

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....

"Faith, Hope, Love; the greatest of these is Love." ~The Silver Fox~
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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....

Fate whispers to her, "You cannot withstand the storm." She whispers back, "I am the storm."

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....

This is hilarious - thanks for posting! Smiley LOL

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Re: Ladies, put on your protection undergarments before you read these.....

@chi5925 - OMG those were too funny. I was laughing so hard, hubby came in to see what the he** was going on! Priceless!