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[chi5925]

A friend emailed these to me.  Enjoy.....

How to Please a Woman:

-Love her

-Die for her

-Take her to dinner

-Miss the game for her

-Buy her jewelry

-Be interested in what she has to day

How to Please a Man;

-Show up naked

-Bring beer

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My girlfriend left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working. I can't take it anymore.  I am going to my Mom's place.

I opened the fridge.

The light came on.

The beer was cold...

What the heck is she talking about?

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I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

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Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered.....

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

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Every mom's lament:

I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.

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Billion dollar idea --

A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell

"I'M JUST COOKING!"

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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of Aisle 5.

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My housekeeping style is best described as "There appears to have been a struggle."

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The trouble with living along is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.

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and for the ending:

[blackhole99]

Guess I'm lucky, I can't relate to any of that.My MIL raised a clean, healthy, very smart and loving person. I raised the same kind of son, for some lucky woman.

[suzyQ3]

Has a strange ring to it  today, IMO.

Typical stand-up stuff from the '50s. You know, like Henny Youngman's "Take my wife....please."

[pupwhipped]

@chi5925, loved it!!!  Especially the "I don't have the time or crayons" one. I'm gonna try to remember that one. LOL!

Thank YOU.

[SahmIam]

With a household of 5 males....yep. 

I just nodded through it all. Sending it to my MIL who will do the same, lol.

[Deb665]

Too funny!  I especially like ‘who ties your shoelaces’!  

[viva923]

thanks for sharing and giving me a good chuckle.

Asile 5 was a hoot

[gidgetgh]

Maybe it's a little too early in the morning for me.  I'll try reading them again later.