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[Lindsays Grandma]

1.  When I was sixteen, I thought my parents knew nothing.  When I was 21, I was shocked to discover how much they had picked up in the last 5 years.

2.   Hating someone is like spitting forward while riding on a motorcycle.

3.   If you want to be successful in business look around at what all the average people are doing...and don't do that.

4.   Getting married at the age of 22-23 is like leaving the night party at 8:30 PM.

5.   Flirt with danger, don't start a relationship with it.

6.   If everyone is thinking alike, than somebody isn't thinking.

7.   Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won't be expecting it back.

8.   It isn't easy being a mom.  If it were easy, fathers' would do it.

9.   My wife is incredibly smart.  When I called her from my buddy's phone she answered, "hey love."  She already knew it was me.

10.   They say that love is more important then money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

11.   Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

12.   When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department uses water.

13.   If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself.  That's like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him.

14.   Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and you messed up again.

[IMW]

Sad to say I totally agree with #13.

[SandySparkles]

@Lindsays Grandma  #9 is PRICELESS😂😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

[Lindsays Grandma]

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@SandySparkles wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma  #9 is PRICELESS😂😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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@SandySparkles ...I love that on too...