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15.   I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it!

 

16.   We're all mature until someone brings out the bubble wrap.

 

17.   Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown.  And ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

 

18.   Well, Well, Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

 

19.   I want my children to be independent and headstrong people, just not while I'm raising them.

 

20.   Your opinion matters, not to me, but I'm sure someone somewhere cares at least a little bit.

 

21.   Some things are better left unsaid.   Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

 

22.   As you get older three things happen.  The first is your memory goes and I can't remember the other two.

 

23.   What is a home without children?  QUIET!!!!

 

24.   Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.

 

25.   My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

 

26.   I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

 

27.   If you obey all the rules you miss all of the fun.

 

28.   What do you call a cop with a wooden leg?  Officer.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma  I I cracked up at #16 and #22, but #19 is GOLDEN!😂😂😂

 

 

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