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‎08-05-2020 12:17 AM
15. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it!
16. We're all mature until someone brings out the bubble wrap.
17. Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. And ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
18. Well, Well, Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
19. I want my children to be independent and headstrong people, just not while I'm raising them.
20. Your opinion matters, not to me, but I'm sure someone somewhere cares at least a little bit.
21. Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.
22. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes and I can't remember the other two.
23. What is a home without children? QUIET!!!!
24. Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
25. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
26. I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
27. If you obey all the rules you miss all of the fun.
28. What do you call a cop with a wooden leg? Officer.
‎08-05-2020 02:17 AM
@Lindsays Grandma I I cracked up at #16 and #22, but #19 is GOLDEN!😂😂😂
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
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