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03-30-2020 04:52 AM - edited 03-30-2020 04:55 AM
1. We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate.
2. In fact, hope is best gained after defeat and failure, because then inner strength and toughness is produced.
3. The razor blade is sharp but can't cut a tree; the axe is strong but can't cut hair. Everyone is impatient according to his/her own unique purpose...
Never look down on anyone unless you are admiring their shoes.
4. Passed a store with a sign that said, "We Treat You Like Family." Nope. Not going in there.
5. Why does the US Congress have a dome?
Have you ever seen a circus with a flat one?
6. Is that Vodka in your orange juice?
Yes
But it's 7:30 in the morning!
That's why the orange juice.
7. Spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie: "Just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty."
8. Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
9. What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
10. When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on. Theodore Roosevelt
03-30-2020 08:46 AM
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