Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

      At the bottom.

2.   What ended in 1896? 

      Answer - 1895

3.   What is the strongest force on earth?

      LOVE 

4.   Write an example of a risk.

      THIS

5.   Briefly explain what hard water is.

      ICE

6.   What happens during puberty to a boy?

      He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery.

7.   To change centimeter meters you__?

      Take out centi.

8.   What's the highest frequency noise a human

      can register?                  

      Mariah Carey

9.    Explain the phrase 'Free Press'

       When your mom irons your trousers for you

10.   Name six animals that live in the Arctic

       2 polar bears and 4 seals

11.   Name your favorite hue

       Jackman  

12.   Why are there rings on Saturn?

        Because God liked it so he put a ring on it

13.   The difference between 180 and 158 is__?

        22

        Explain how you found the answer...

        Math

14.   How would you make a marriage work?

       Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if

        she  looks like a dump truck

                               The End

[kaydee50]

Some of those answers are very logical!

[SandySparkles]

@Lindsays Grandma  Numbers 11, and 14 have me in stitches, but #3 stole my heart, and made me smile-so simple, yet so true.😊👍👍

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

[SuhseK]

After #14, I'm headed to the full length mirror, for a very careful inspection. 

My SO told me how pretty I looked, this morning. I may need a complete re-do! 

[Lindsays Grandma]

@SuhseK ... Thanks for giving me my laugh of the day.

After finding out I ordered some new clothing items for $70 from a scam company I need some laughs. 

[Lindsays Grandma]

@SandySparkles   The one that gave me the biggest laugh was the boy entering adultery instead of adulthood, number 6.