KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS-ASK ANY TEACHER, AND MORE

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is six years old.

Teacher: How is that possible?

Kid: He became a father only when I was born.

(Logic) Children are quick and always speak their minds.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher: No, that's wrong.

Glenn: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child.)

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday it said it's H to O.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is

exactly the same as your brother, did you

copy his?

Clyde: No sir, it's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps

on talking when people are no longer

interested?

Harold: A teacher.

Dear Mom,

Thanks for putting up with a spoiled,

ungrateful, messy, bratty child

like my sibling.

Love,

Your Favorite

NOTHING MESSES UP YOUR FRIDAY LIKE

REALIZING IT'S ONLY TUESDAY.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

aroc3435 · ‎09-30-2010

@Lindsays Grandma. What a nice post. Children are wonderful--wish the innocence didn't have to diminish so much as they inevitably grow up.

OKPrincess · ‎03-10-2013

@Lindsays Grandma I enjoyed these quotes from children.

ShowMe · ‎09-06-2010

Children are so quick to answer and so honest.....chuckled when reading this. Thanks.

on the bay · ‎03-09-2010

@Lindsays Grandma-

These are so great! Thank you for posting these

I especially loved the who do you call someone who keeps talking after no one is interested?-a teacher.

LOL!

I remember sitting in a classroom from the perspective of students (was sitting in the back helping a girl who needed a one on one)

and thought I used to be a good student but what I kept thinking was "How come she (the teacher) gets to talk all the time and we never get to say anything and have to sit still in our desks.

I'm sorry to say the young girl and I started comparing nail polish😖

I know, not a good influence🙃

"If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew. Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"