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[KingstonsMom]

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE Man of Your House.

Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.' You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your a** cremated."

[Preds]

Yep ... That would be my answer!

[KingstonsMom]

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@Preds wrote:

Yep ... That would be my answer!

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@Preds

Mine too, Preds!

[faeriemoon]

Good one; thanks!

[gardensla]

Fabulous!!

[fourpaws56]

men are SO delusional!

[Desertdi]

That pretty well describes my first husband.    It was one of the shortest marriages on record in Cook County..............

[Yahooey]

thanks for the chucke

[Eileen in Virginia]

I just read this to my husband of 40 years and he agreed with the newly empowered husband right up to the end of his spiel.  When I got to the wife's reply, my husband said, "The undertaker" before I could finish reading her response. I think he may have tried something like this in the early years of our marriage. LOL

[January121]

Thanks for the laugh!! .... that was really cute!!