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[Lindsays Grandma]

15.   If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, hiding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died a dark interesting secret.

16.   Been on a diet for two weeks and proud to say I lost 14 days of happiness.

17.   Sometimes while driving I'll honk my horn and wave at someone random in another car so they then spend the whole day wondering where they knew me from.

18.   I once taught an 8 am college class.  So many grandparents died that semester.  I then moved my class to 3 pm.  No more deaths.  And that my friends is how I saved so many lives.

19.   I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained.  Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.

20.   Life's short.  Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics.

21.  Here's to a great way to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays:  Put it in an Amazon box.  Leave it on the porch.

22.   By the age of 35 you should have a huge box of random cable.  But you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still might need a couple one day.

23.   So you're telling me that people say, "There's nothing to eat even with food in the fridge?"

24.   Nobody's stronger than a baby who doesn't want it's nose cleaned.

25.   Accordian to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

26.   I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

27.   What if.....one day goggle was deleted and we couldn't goggle what happened to goggle?   

28.   If you're looking for ideas, apple picking is another fun

way to spend $40 to listen to your kids complain for an hour.

[SandySparkles]

@Lindsays Grandma  #20 is sooooo apropos here on the forums🤣, and I have had #17 happen to me on several occasions-it drove me crazy😂😂😂.

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

[Desertdi]

#22...........cable wire?    Yeah, I have a box of            that.........also a box of roofing nails...........

[Lindsays Grandma]

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@Desertdi wrote:

#22...........cable wire?    Yeah, I have a box of            that.........also a box of roofing nails...........

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@Desertdi 

[godi]

I accidentally did 17 yesterday! 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️☕️

[Lindsays Grandma]

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@godi wrote:

I accidentally did 17 yesterday! 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️☕️

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    @godi  .so you honked your horn at someone and drove them crazy all day?   

[wilma]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Thanks for posting.

My favorites are  #19, 21, & 25. 

[appm]

@Lindsays Grandma #25  Yep, I'm in the 90% who didn't realize.

[godi]

@Lindsays Grandma  Yes I honked at a car that looked like my neighbors car and it wasn't her! 🤣