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On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping....Why Not? {#emotions_dlg.lol}

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside...

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.{#emotions_dlg.glare}...............Really?{#emotions_dlg.crying}

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts....No Kidding!

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly....I don't know why but I find this hilarious.{#emotions_dlg.lol}



On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or gen*tals....? Double ouch!{#emotions_dlg.ohmy}{#emotions_dlg.crying}

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