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[Drythe]

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@Allegheny wrote:

Oh I just love it.  Some things sound too familiar.  We have discussions like that all the time.

Example with preface:  DH doesn't cook much, yet he comes over to the range while I'm preparing something and tells me I am doing it all wrong.  

Me:  "Why do you say that?"

Him:  "I just know."

Me:   "How so?"

Him:  "My mother didn't do it that way."

Me:    "So you watched your mother prepare it?"

Him:   "No, but I'm telling you she didn't do it that way!"

Me:    "Really."  "Then I am just wasting my time." "You do it, I'm      going to watch TV."

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@Allegheny

We might have brothers here!

Me too: I learned long ago when he does this to say, 'Oh, OK, here you do it."  Then walk away and do not return.

Took 3 or 4 times, but he did stop.

Thanks for posting this @momtochloe

[viva923]

OH MY gosh, this was so funny.

I am still laughing at the papertowel item, and the oven item, the s text item.  oh my gosh, thank you ever so much for giving a laugh today.

[bri20]

@Allegheny, that's hilarious.

[freakygirl]

mtc, I can't thank you enough for posting this gem! it was way too funny and I wished the article was much longer! wait, I'm going to read it all over again! 😂

[QueenDanceALot]

That was great, mtc.  Hahahahahahahahaha

I think my favorite was (rushing to the door to meet wife) "I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident involving all those things you asked me to do today"

And I spit water at the "You pee too loud"

hahahahahaha

[QueenDanceALot]

And in the comments:

"You know why married men die early?  They want to".

LOL

[Lipstickdiva]

I loved the coupon one:

"I'll have the chicken finger platter.  My wife will have something of equal or lesser value."