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How To Start A Fight
pattypeep
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3/30/17

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
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meallen616
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3/30/17

Image result for lol animated image

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makena
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3/30/17

I really LOL on this one.

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software
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3/30/17

Shouldn't the title be "How to Lose a Fight"??

Smiley Wink

 

 

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Qshopper1991
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3/30/17

@pattypeep

 

LOL!!! 

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chlema
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3/30/17

Now that made my day Smiley LOL

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chickenbutt
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3/30/17

Ha!  Love it.  Stole it.  Thank You!  Smiley Happy

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Mz iMac
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3/30/17

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qualitygal
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3/30/17

I laughed too!! Wasn't expecting that. I have to read that one to my husband, he likes those too. 

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SusieQ_2
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3/30/17

Cute! Cat Very Happy

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