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Hilarious Things My Mother Taught Me.😂😂

I cracked up as I read these because my dear mother, aunt and grandmother said MANY of these very sayings! Which did your dear mother say??😂

 

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Pretty much all of them.  The two that come most readily is the first one and the one about the barn.  Thanks for the memories.

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These are pretty funny.  #11 of the original list is very true.  "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

 

I have said many times looking heavenward  "I get it mom" in relation to things that I didn't understand when she said them.  Now I do.

 

 

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And make another one that looks just like you.

Was my line.

 

My mother never said any of those things.  She was too bourgeois.

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."


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never eat anything that looks anatomically correct on the plate

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@Bonkers1 wrote:

@SandySparkles

 

Pretty much all of them.  The two that come most readily is the first one and the one about the barn.  Thanks for the memories.



@Bonkers1 You are most welcome!🥰 THANK you SO much for caring to share!🤗

 

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weather:

walk around the corner to see if it's raining 

 

cure for boredom:

bang your head against the wall 

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@SandySparkles  Hi Sandy! I was just thinking about you today and wondering how you are! Great coincidence. I missed your posts! Yup, these ring true to me as well. Especially "Anticipation" and "Logic" ones. Too cute!! 

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@Effie54 Welcome and THANK you for thinking of me!🥰 All things considered, I am doing fairly well!🤞

 

I was in stitches as I read some of them, as my dear mother and grandmother could have written these! She was quite "fluent" in  one liners and delivered them swiftly!😂

 

My dear grandmother hurled a few my way often as well!😂 To be fair, I could sometimes be a sassy, "hard-headed" sparkle as she would say, and actually was deserving of her peppery tongue at times!😁 I cannot help but chuckle to myself when I think of those days! Ahhh...the memories!❤️

 

THANK you SO much for caring to share today!🤗

 

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@SandySparkles wrote:

@Effie54 Welcome and THANK you for thinking of me!🥰 All things considered, I am doing fairly well!🤞

 

I was in stitches as I read some of them, as my dear mother and grandmother could have written these! She was quite "fluent" in  one liners and delivered them swiftly!😂

 

My dear grandmother hurled a few my way often as well!😂 To be fair, I could sometimes be a sassy, "hard-headed" sparkle as she would say, and actually was deserving of her peppery tongue at times!😁 I cannot help but chuckle to myself when I think of those days! Ahhh...the memories!❤️

 

THANK you SO much for caring to share today!🤗

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

 


@SandySparkles  OMG - too funny! I agree with you....those were the days! 💕