Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Tomorrow in the National Homeschool Tomato Drill.  Lock your kids in the basement until you give the all clear.  You're welcome!!

2.   2019: Stay away from negative people.  2020: Stay away from positive people.

3.   The world has turned upside down.  Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.

4.   You think it's bad now?  In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers.

5.   The virus has done what no woman had been able to do...  cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men home!!!

6.   Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood!  Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions.

7.   Since we can't eat out, now's the perfect time to eat better, get fit and stay healthy.  We're guaranteed!  Who are we trying to impress?  We have snacks, we have sweatpants - I say we use them!!

8.   Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like; "See?  This is why I chew the furniture!!!

9.   Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

10.   When it's over...what meeting do I attend first...Weight Watchers or AA?

11.   Quarantine has turned us into dogs.  We roam the house all day looking for food.  We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers.  And then we really get excited about car rides.

                                  The End                                                       

      Submitted by my dear friend in Rochester, Minnesota                                             

[denisemb]

Too funny and most too true!

Thank you.

[Starpolisher]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Thanks for the laugh!😂 Too funny! 

I especially like #'s 3 and 4!

[appm]

All funny - but #9 is hilarious.  Thanks for the laughs.