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HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

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That actually ran...

 

 

 

1.   Waitress Wanted:  Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience.

 

2.   Now Hiring:  Cemetery superintendent.  The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.

 

3.   Wanted:  SCUBA diving instructor:  No experience necessary.

 

4.   EDTIORS WANTED

 

5.   Recruitment CO-ordinator:  You will assist in the day to day ruining of the team.

 

6.   CAB DRIVERS WANTED:  Must have good driving and criminal record.

 

7.   JOB OFFER:  To cook people with or without experience.

 

8.   Piano Player Wanted:  Must have knowledge of opening clams.

 

9.   WANTED:  A counseling psychologist to coordinate Health Prevention Initatives.

 

10.  Our Lady of Fatima preschool is in need of a PT 2-year old teacher.

 

11.  Wanted:  Insurance Commercial Executive: Strong  Communication SKILS.

 

12.  Now Hiring Cashier:

       Cannot look like Skeletar from He-Man.

 

Don't you just love the incorrect spelling?

 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Re: HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

#7  I thought that was really good.

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Re: HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

We have a job open in my department and this is one of the requirements

  • Ability to handle stress

While this is very true of our work environment, I have never see this in a job description before.

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Re: HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

I find typos in our local paper all the time.  It makes me wonder if anyone is actually checking their work.

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Re: HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

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I object to #12. I love Skeletor from He-man lol

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Re: HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

I think too many depend on spellcheck!
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Re: HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

I rarely read anything online that doesn’t have several typos or incorrect word used. Siri doesn’t pick up everything!
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Smiley LOLThey are all funny!

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Re: HILARIOUSLY BAD JOB POSTINGS...

@Lindsays Grandma 

These are great!  A nice, light break from all the negative posts.  Gotta' love #4!

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