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04-19-2016 09:09 PM
Ladies, thought these were good enough to share with you --
-I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom,
until they're flashing behind you.
-I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say: "Your password is incorrect."
-I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
-Take my advice — I'm not using it.
-Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-When I married Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.
-Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend
thinking.
-Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself
type.
-I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
-If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
04-19-2016 09:20 PM
Those are cute. Thanks for the chuckle. I needed it.
04-19-2016 09:27 PM
Very cute, thank you
04-19-2016 09:29 PM
Not only good enough, but fresh AND funny! Thanks, @chi5925
04-19-2016 10:16 PM
You're all welcome ladies -- it's always good to laugh at least once a day!
04-20-2016 01:54 AM
These are really good...brought a smile to my face...thanks for sharing....
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