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Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Funny one liners to make you laugh

 

Ladies, thought these were good enough to share with you --

 

 

-I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom,

until they're flashing behind you.

 

-I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say:  "Your password is incorrect."

 

-I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

 

-Take my advice — I'm not using it.

 

-Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

 

-When I married Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.

 

-Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend

thinking.

 

-Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself

type.

 

-I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

 

-If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

 

 

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Re: Funny one liners to make you laugh

@chi5925

Those are cute. Thanks for the chuckle. I needed it.

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Re: Funny one liners to make you laugh

Very cute, thank you Smiley Happy

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Re: Funny one liners to make you laugh

Not only good enough, but fresh AND funny!  Thanks, @chi5925

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Re: Funny one liners to make you laugh

 

You're all welcome ladies -- it's always good to laugh at least once a day!

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Re: Funny one liners to make you laugh

These are really good...brought a smile to my face...thanks for sharing....