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[Alsace Gal]

I'm a Francophile.

French Friday

Pierre Desproges, was a French humorist known for his dark humor, anti-conformism and sense of absurdity. Here are a few of his quotes.

-I never drink too much, I don't even know where it is.

- An open mind is not a skull fracture.

- I've never abused alcohol, it's always been consenting.

- If you talk to God, you're a believer... If he replies you back, you're schizophrenic.

- Alcohol kills, but how many have been born because of it?

- One day I will go to live in Theory, because in Theory everything goes well.

- Monday, I'm like Robinson Crusoe, waiting for Friday.

- God gave man a brain and a sex but not enough blood to irrigate both at once.

- The flashlight. The PQ too.

- Pressure, it's better to drink it than suffer it.

- Jesus changed water into wine, and you're surprised 12 guys followed Him everywhere!

- If violence doesn't solve your problem, it means you're not hitting hard enough.

- Working never killed anyone but why take the risk?

Thank you, Pierre Desproges !

[Love my grandkids]

@Alsace Gal I kind of thought you were a Francophile the first time I saw your board name!

[GingerHead]

@Alsace Gal This is my type of guy....he sounds like a man who really appreciates his alcohol. haha

my favorite:-" I've never abused alcohol, it's always been consenting".

and this one is fun too:

"if you talk to God, you're a believer... If he replies back, you're schizophrenic."

I can relate, I love all things french too (esp. lifestyle, decor, food and skincare brands) 

[stevieb]

Love this @Alsace Gal.