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04-22-2016 04:22 PM
-My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
-I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
-I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
-Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
-I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
-The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn’t she?.'
-If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
-I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.
-We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
-Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a bar with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
04-22-2016 04:34 PM
thanx for the laughs!
04-22-2016 04:57 PM
look...
I don't hate exercise & I am still laughing at these!
04-22-2016 05:35 PM
Lol! Thank you for a giggling fit! These are great!
04-22-2016 07:04 PM
Thanks to all and glad that this post bought some laughs!
We can all use a hearty chuckle once in a while.
04-23-2016 11:48 AM
Appreciate the laughs!
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